Funny Joke Songs

by girl jail

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1.
Instrumental 00:40
2.
again 00:26
if you wanted me to go should've told me before i passed out on your couch if you wanted me to stop should've told me before i threw up on your floor why do you treat me so well like i deserve it now i'm coming round again was it worth it
3.
do you wanna try some hard drugs honey can we get a lotta guns do you wanna start a knitting group or have a neighborhood cookout cause i just wanna feel everything i wanna be all that a person can be and i want it to last forever i think i'll love you forever maybe except for now and every now and then honey let's get divorced and then just fucking get married again cause i just wanna feel everything i wanna be all that a person can be and i want it to last forever i just wanna feel everything i wanna be all that a person can be and i want it to last forever wait no i just wanna feel everything i wanna be all that a person can be but i don't want it to last forever cause all the endings' just as good as the beginnings and the in-betweens all the endings' just as real as the beginnings and the in-betweens every endings' just as real as all the beginnings and the in-betweens doesn't have to last forever i don't have to feel everything don't want it to last forever the ending's just as real as all the beginnings and in-betweens
4.
I think that God is like a piece of string how I can wrap Him around my finger if the sky opens up, and the world falls apart for me there's no danger cause He's my bitch I'm telling God what to do like I'm His mom I promise I'll give it all but He's not getting shit from me I think everyone is like a telephone I'm talking through them to someone that's not really there and when someone responds I'm like hello sorry I think you've got the wrong number if I said what I want, like what I know is true all I'd ever talk about is conor oberst (how much I love you) and no one would really care people at the fbi are probably getting tired of watching me go through it again sorry guys, I'm still planning acts of terror but I gotta work some shit out I think God's like my best friend the way I don't give a shit about Him I just watch as you grovel and lick His feet and I still come out ahead, always every time
5.
running out of time it's running out i don't know what the time is for but it's all going going gone there isn't any more tiny things that take so long get shunted out replaced with nothing give it time we'll make it better i don't know what i am working towards i don't know what all this work is for it's getting late i really should be going we're so responsible it's doing nothing for me i'll be so diligent a wasted youth is all that that will bring should i be going out and getting drunk and running from the cops and getting fucked i don't know what i want and getting fucked and getting fucked while i'm still young and pretty hide from my true purpose take the hedonistic revelry give in to thoughtless urges pretend i have a choice like there is nothing keeping me like freedom isn't what i need like i would choose complacency pretend i have a choice like there is nothing keeping me like freedom isn't what i need like i would choose complacency
6.
not again 01:15
could i sing about something new while singing something that might please you if i become a better person would you see me as one could i see myself as such i'm sorry if it seems that i've left you all behind in a way i guess that's true but i promise that i'll never throw up on your floor again at least don't worry about that
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i don't know man
8.
lyrics by trent reznor from the band nine inch nails i am a big man yes i am and i've got a big gun got me a big ol' dick and i like to have fun held against your forehead and i'll make you suck it maybe i'll put a hole in your head you know just for the fuck of it i can reduce you if i want i can devour i'm hard as fucking steel and i've got the power i'm every inch a man and i'll show you somehow me and my fucking gun nothing can stop me now shoot shoot shoot shoot shoot i'm gonna cum all over you shoot shoot shoot shoot shoot i'm gonna cum all over you shoot shoot shoot shoot shoot i'm gonna cum all over you shoot shoot shoot shoot shoot i'm gonna cum all over you me and my fucking gun me and my fucking gun me and my fucking gun nothing can stop me now shoot shoot shoot shoot shoot i'm gonna cum all over you shoot shoot shoot shoot shoot i'm gonna cum all over you (me and my fucking gun) shoot shoot shoot shoot shoot (me and my fucking gun) i'm gonna cum all over you (me and my fucking gun) shoot shoot shoot shoot shoot (me and my fucking gun) i'm gonna cum all over you

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this is an album about being nineteen sometimes

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released May 23, 2023

isabel eldridge (from high school, my gay lover, etc...) did all the real work

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